Silver Lining

The goverment has finally devised the ultimate plan to suck up all our $$ into a superficial economy, while really using this $$ for evil purposes. Not hard to believe. What IS hard to believe is that they are doing it in the form of giant, disguised, $$ sucking vacums! This is 100% TRUE. I have PROOF. *runs arround with insane look on face*

First, they insert little microchips into little girls, infecting them with an irresistable obsession with “horses.” They beg until you get them lessons ($cha-ching$). Then, they want to flaunt their new-found skills in shows. You enter them in classes ($cha-ching$). Then, they want their OWN horse. Dad caves in ($cha-ching$). You buy the “horse.” You buy it tack. Your “horse” gets a sore back. You have a saddle fitter out ($cha-ching$) who tells you that you need new tack. Your daughter wants her tack to be edged in PINK but there is no pink tack available that will fit both her and the “horse.” You have to custom order ($cha-ching$). The “horse” goes lame in one foot. You have the vet out to take a look ($cha-ching$). The vet tells you that the horse merely has a stone in its hoof, removed it, and then tells you that your daughter should have been more carefull with her horse on rocky terrain. You ground your daughter for carelessness, so she can’t ride for a week. However, the “horse” must be ridden. You pay someone else to ride the “horse” for a week ($cha-ching$). Your daughter is back. She is now good enough to be in the next level of shows, which requre formal atire. You buy the velvet covered helmet, white gloves, creme breaches, black hunt coat, and black dressage boots required. ($cha-ching$)($cha-ching$)($cha-ching$)($cha-ching$). You credit card is smoking. Your “horse” goes lame and you are informed that he can’t handle this level of eventing. You need to upgrade to a better, more expensive “horse.” ($cha-ching$). ($cha-ching$)

 Guessed the vacume yet? And this isn’t even HALF of the expenses of owning a “horse.” The government is tricky. Together, we must come with a plan to thwart it! Suggestions, anyone? Meanwhile, I’m off to give bute (a drug) to my own “horse” because shes lame in her front left foot…

I am so sick of people judging each-other. Everyone in this school has an opinion of everyone else whether they have met them or not! You say something to a friend about someone, like, 'I really liked her skirt today…' and they go, yah, but shes a bitch/slut/you fill in the blank. Meanwhile, i'm thinking, that's so mean! Have you even met the person? Or have you just heard the rumors and based your opinion on them? I don't pretend to be perfect, and I try really hard not to do this, but honestly people! Think about what you say BEFORE you say it! If the person were to walk up behind you, apologies wouldn't matter much when there thinking, 'I don't even know you so why do you hate me!? Whats wrong with me…' I would know because this has happened to me before. try and be less judgemental!

If I hear one more (not to be racist but…) skinny little white boy trying to be a black gangster I will SCREAM *screams*

What is up with everyone wanting to be a black (or even a white) pimp/gangster? What is so great about it? Do you all really buy into that fake TV life that they all SEEM to have? If you all think they’re so great you are delusional.

Posers; first off, you don’t sound like them at all, even if you say the exact same things that they do. You can’t pull it off, so please spare our ears and stop trying. Second, (if you haven’t figured this out already) you don’t look cool, you look stupid. VERY stupid. If you ever happen to meet a gangster and you talk like that, they would definitely shoot you just so they didn’t have to hear your poser voice again. Harsh? Maybe. But seriously, this world is becoming a world of 10% gangsters, 70% wannabe gangsters, and 20% “normal” people. Ugh. So do the world a favor, GET A REAL PERSONALITY.

CSAP. You either hate it or you love it. I definantly love it! No homework, shortened classes, breakfast and juice, and games when were not taking a test (in some of our cases) two years below our level. Could going to school be any easier? We get to watch a movie and eat popcorn, talk to our friends, and this seeming holiday is all in the name of taking a test that doesn’t even affect our grade.

Comment and tell me wether you like CSAP or not…