Silver Lining

Why do adults (or anybody, really) look at someone and based on their age, or where they live, judge them? Even if they’re to polite to say it, they think, ‘you can’t understand. You’re just a kid. You know nothing about the world.’ And then they think we don’t know that what they’re thinking. They paste on a fake smile, but we can see right through it. If those judge-rs took a minute to just look into our eyes they would see that we know a lot more than they think. Some people have been through even more hell than they have, but they still feel superior because of their age. They think that our little lives bounce along ‘perfectly’ and the only problems we have last 10 seconds. Right. Just because we don’t feel like answering with more than a ‘fine’ when they ask how our lives are going. What do they expect? A 30 minute essay on how life is really going doesn’t mean that we have easy lives. Pathetic. The look on their faces, fake, makes you want to hit them in the stomach and then walking away. But you can’t, because you’re only (age goes here) and it would just be considered ‘rebelion,’ and ‘immaturity’ when really they brought it on themselves because of THEIR ‘maturity.’ How ironic. It makes you wonder how things would be if you suddenly reversed the tables and put them in our lives. Now THAT would be funny. They wouldn’t last 1 day in middle school, and they would do even worse AFTER school.

(yes, all of these come from real experiences, or ones close in the future!)

1) drinks (no, i dont mean coke!)
2) stairs
3) money
4) cars (especialy if they are fast)
5) street-racing competitions (especialy illegal ones)
6) spelling (yah, i know i can’t spell either)
7) cameras
principals (the PEOPLE not the morals!)

9) bridges if im on them (you could get shoved off)
10) puppies (how could you slap a puppy!?)

11) pink fuzzy things

12) swimming pools

13) lighters (and matches, especialy around big cities!)

14) rubber duckies!

15) CHRIS, Tyler, El, Rachel, Chelsea, Anna, Jess, Falena, Missy, Danielle (especialy if we are all together!)
16) the color brown
17) Halloween Costumes
18) christmas decorations
19) knives (especialy switch blades!)

20) screw drivers (umm, no comment!)

21) golf carts

22) golf clubs (and the balls that go with them)

23) horses

24) tractors

25) WAL-MART

26) chips

27) cake (it annoys some people, no joke!)

28) people who cost other people $50 grand

30) good influences/bad influences (depending on who you are)

31) video cameras

32) blogs

33) EmOs

34) guys sweat pants

35) short skirts

36) tube tops

37) anything in Rachels closet!

38) Chanel stores

39) rachels daddy’s money (and credit cards, and walets, and debit cards…)
40) nail and hair salons (especialy of they are combined

41) drugs

42) high heels

43) zippers

44) sugar in any form (especialy marshmallows)

45) madagascar theme songs

46) bikinis

47) ski lifts

48) the colors blue and red (especialy when together)

49) the color purple for guys (pink is hot, purples NOT)

50) Izzes (they cause extreme hiperness in certain people!)
51) guns (and the shooting range)

52) pointy objects
53) the gheto

54) lacy thongs (dont ask, and no, it has nothing to do with me!)
55) pizza

56)sporks

57) stuffed animals

58) glue

59) writing lists! (especialy about me!)

60) green monsters

61) NICKNAMES

62) pogo sticks

63) bowling balls

64) soccer coaches

65) soccer games

66) ice cream

67) the movies

68) guys/girls

69) sharpies

70) duck tape

you know how sometimes you just want to push certain people off a bridge? a very tall bridge. or a dam. the hoover dam. tall. big. hard. it would be like pushing all of your problems off a bridge. most of the time, the cause of the problem is at the top of the bridge list. they act like a domino, and cause more problems. then you have to add MORE people to the bridge list. soon the list is long. very long. it takes up too much paper. the bridge is starting to be heavy. you must push people off before the poor bridge cracks. thats when you decide to start pushing people off the bridge. -whew-

This is by both Rubyredslippers and Silver.

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I love the idea of having almost a contest to get people involved. Its really original. It might be better if you gave a few more clues though, like one clue with each week or w/e until you decide to tell us who it is.

promise its gonna be all right

promise i wont end up hurting inside

but you cant promise whats not yours to give

you cant wall yourself off and forget to live

sometimes all you can do is wait

hoping and praying for a good break with fate

what do you do

when your whole world is screwed

and everything you do

seems to just hurt you

how did we get to where we are

why are we cutting open old scars

why do we end up broken up inside

nomatter how hard we try

we cant avoid getting hurt

because we just hurt worse when we try

Searching

For anything to fill the emptiness

The emptiness they don’t understand

Hiding from the light

And searching in the dark

Because they’re afraid to be seen searching

But in the dark

They won’t find what they’re searching for

Picture, for a moment, a brown cow. Brown cows make white milk. But white cows make white milk too. What sense does this make? We don’t need two different types of cows both making white milk! So doest logic not tell us that brown cows should make chocolate milk? I think so. If brown cows made chocolate milk the world would be a much better place. No more labourous mixing to make chocolate milk, no more little kids spilling chocolate syrup on the floor! No more messy trails of young chocolate milk entreprenuers to be cleaned up by exasperated parents! A victory would have been achieved! Mothers everywhere would dance for joy. People would sing in the streets! Yes the more you think about it the more sense it makes that brown cows should make chocolate milk.

The Pro-Chocolate Cow